Smelly shoes

As an homage to a very good friend's blogging on the topic of ugly shoes, I would like to put forward my own candidate for the world's ugliest shoe - with the unique touch that these shoes do actually smell of ... well ... an old goat ...So bad in fact that I have had to relegate the offending items to the balcony, as they were dominating an entire room with their offensive stench. And I let a cute child rob me of £1.50 for these delights ... Insulating? yes. Will guarantee I remain single forever? Highly likely ...